See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.
Single serving Communion
jesus 2 go
prepackaged and processed for your sins
We had an interesting conversation about this. Like first of all if it’s real, Jake wondered wouldn’t it all have to be blessed. And I was like yeah but it’s not like that would be difficult, just have a priest bless the whole warehouse. So he asked if there was a half life on blessings and I said I didn’t think so, I’m pretty sure they’re good for the life of the product. All of this was 100% serious.
Woah. It’s just… weird. O.o
All jokes aside I think it’s actually a really good idea, as weird as it is (I mean you’re right it is totally weird). Looking back on my experiences, at least at the church I attended, everyone drank out of the same glass. Everyone. That’s… so freaking unsanitary. And while yes, the priest did wipe the rim with a cloth, that’s really just piling up the germs and making sure they get a fresh application after a while. The wine itself may do something, but it’s not really getting to the outer rim where the lower lip touches the glass. As for the host, well I don’t know where that priest’s hands have been.
Honestly after 14 years of CCD and mass I’m amazed I don’t have freaking herpes or something.
Hm, I see. In our church people don’t drink wine only eat wafer, only the priest drinks. That makes it a sense.
"all gays will go to hell"
oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god
Right??? I’m actually offended for the people who might buy these legitimately. These things are advertised as convenient substitutes for when you can’t make mass.
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BLESS…
This is absolutely fantastic.
And some where, Darwin is laughing his ass off.